Pathetics Nation is an Oakland A's blog. Here, there's none of that "In Billy We Trust" bullshit.
And we won't try to sell you any T-shirts, either. (We don't need to--we have real jobs.)
We love the A's, but we tell it like it is. The Anti-Blez Pathetics Nation founder
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Our Message for Athletics Nation
"That moneyball theory is overrated. No one has ever won with it." Joe Morgan Baseball Hall of Famer"And the truth shall make you free." John 8:32 The Holy Bible
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Pathetics Nation Fun Fact
Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
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Frank Thomas goes 3-for-3 with a single, double and -- gasp -- triple as A's rout Angels. Oakland now in sole possession of 1st and owners of the best record in the American League.
Pathetics Nation accepts
NO RESPONSIBILITY
for any of the losses
Pathetic Pennant
Pathetic Player
Your 2010 Oakland AAA's:
It's LIke 2009 All Over Again!
Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez
85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
Pathetic GM
Roll your mouse over
Billy Beane's picture
to see what's on his mind
Pathetic Glossary
The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
AN: Athletics Nation, aka Asslickers Nation, a Beano propoganda blog, for "fans" who think simply making it to the playoffs--not actually winning it--is good enough.
PN: Pathetics Nation, an intelligent parody of AN.
Asslicker: Anyone who visits AN regularly.
The T-shirt salesman: Our satirical nickname for the self-appointed ruler of Athletics Nation.
3 Comments:
Great game.....solid team. Now lets fire up this blog!
Does that Monkey have AIDs?
I need to find a way down to Anaheim. Angels fans are funny.
AB, is there any mention on here that Forst is doing much of the day to day now of the A's?
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