By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 30, 2005

A meaningless three-game series.

I don't care. Do you?

Let's Go to Pike Place!

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, September 29, 2005

By the time the season ends, the AAA's will have played just 5 meaningless games.

Today is one of them.

Let's Go Golfing!

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, September 28, 2005

QUIZ

When the teams take the field today, who will have the bigger headache:

1) The Angels, from all the celebratory champagne they enjoyed in the Oakland clubhouse last night;

2) The AAA's, from all the choking they did this month;

3) The T-shirt salesman, because he has no idea how he's ever gonna get rid all those "In Billy We Trust" pink ringers he's hidden in his closet.

Let's Go... Ah, fuck it.

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 27, 2005

How does it feel, Asslickers, to know that in just a few hours, the T-shirt salesman will be closing shop on Athletics Nation and turning all of his energy toward Halos Heaven instead?

Halos Heaven, for those of you who don't yet know, is the incredibly lucrative Angels fan website owned by the same T-shirt salesman who runs the morally bankrupt Athletics Nation.

He'll be spankin' his rally monkey and donnin' his "In Scoscia I Trust" T-shirt real soon.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 26, 2005

AAA's need to take 3 out of 4 to avoid having the Anals clinch the division title on Oakland's turf.

With Chokey Chavez "leading" this team (and bitchin' like a bleedin' senorita about lack of fan support), it ain't gonna happen.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, September 25, 2005

A win today and a split against Assaheim means the AAA's can keep the Anals from clinching the division title on Oakland's home field.

That's the best we have to look forward to as the season winds down.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 24, 2005

Senor Choke has 4 hits is his last 38 at-bats spanning the previous 10 games. That's a .105 clip, Asslickers. And he's the guy that Beano and the T-shirt salesman continue to insist is the team leader? Pooh-thetic!

Now you know why this team won't make it to the playoffs.

Let's go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 23, 2005

Chokey Chavez "leads" the Pathetics into the final 10 games of the season with a three-game set against the TexAss Rangers.

Does it really even matter?

Well, it matters to the T-shirt salesman. That's because he still has a bedroom closet, er, a "warehouse" full of In Billy We Trust T-shirts he's still trying to unload on the few remaining Asslickers who believe that bullshit.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, September 22, 2005

Today is the AAA's final off day of the regular season.

Senor Choke doesn't need to worry, though. If he's feeling a bit fagged (that's Brit slang for "tired," Asslickers), he can look forward to October, when the AAA's will have LOTS of off days.

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Going for the sweep. Oakland needs this sweep.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 20, 2005

I wonder why the T-shirt salesman doesn't have a fan site for the Twinkies, considering the fact that he's surrounded by Ding-Dongs.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 19, 2005

Twelve games to go, and the AAA's playoff hopes fading by the minute.

At least this series against the Twinkies is being played in Oakland, not the MetroDumb.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, September 18, 2005

Chokey hits two homers. Oakland remains two games back.

Too little? Too late?

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 17, 2005

Every time Oakland grabs a share of first place, the team craps its pants. Every time.

And now the feast-or-famine offense has seemingly gone on another hunger strike.

This is NOT a playoff-caliber team.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 16, 2005

Every time Oakland has found itself with a share of first place, the team has pissed down its legs.

Will this time be any different?

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, September 15, 2005

Oakland begins a tough four-game series in the worst baseball city in the American League.

Boston is just a stone's throw away from Andover, MA, the same city in which the T-shirt salesman spent his youth, cheering for -- you guessed it -- THE RED SOX.

That's probably why he still owns a Boston Red Sox fan website.

(That's right, Asslickers. Your idol, the hypocrite who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, actually owns a Red Sox fan site!)

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Oakland has one last chance to remain viable in the Wild Card race.

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The T-shirt salesman is going to hell.

Or, at least his blog is.

Here's a "screen grab" of the latest advertisement in heavy rotation on his site.

We all know it's a sin to gamble. So, it must be an even greater sin to bet AGAINST the team you claim to love.

May the Lord have mercy.

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 13, 2005

If Oakland can win today and Seattle can defeat the Aanals again, things will be looking good.

(Unless you're a T-shirt salesman trying to generate interest in your Cleveland Indians fan website, that is.)

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 12, 2005

Three huge games against the Tribe. Oakland will emerge from this series either as a playoff contender or an also-ran.

For those of you who want the opponent's perspective, we invite you to visit Tyler Bleszinki's Cleveland Indians Fan Site here.

(That's right, Asslickers. Your idol, the hypocrite who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, actually owns an Indians fan site!)

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, September 11, 2005

This is the sort of day that reminds us that some things in life are more important than baseball. Much more important.

God Bless America.

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 10, 2005

It's a must-win day for Oakland, with the Anals already having won today.

For those of you who want the opponent's perspective, we invite you to visit Tyler Bleszinki's Texas Rangers Fan Site here.

(That's right, Asslickers. Your idol, the hypocrite who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, actually owns a Rangers fan site!)

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 09, 2005

Time to move back into first place. For good.

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, September 08, 2005

Wow.

The Asslickers visit this site even when there's no game.

Pathetic!

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Oakland tries to avoid a sweep at the hands of the mighty Mariners.

You read that right. The Mariners.

It appears that The Curse Of The T-Shirt Salesman is more powerful than we had first imagined.

Let's Go A's!

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Is there a bigger hypocrite in A's fandom than the T-shirt salesman?

Here we are, with just 24 games left in the season, and Oakland is only a game and a half out of both first place in the AL West and the Wild Card.

But the T-shirt salesman has joined the Bay Area media by jumping on the SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS BANDWAGON!

The Giants' "playoff hopes" was the lead story on the front page of the sports sections of all major Bay Area newspapers today. A team that is 10 games under .500 is getting more respect than the A's!

And the T-shirt salesman has launched a San Francisco Giants Fan Website!

That's right, Asslickers! Your idol, the hypocrite who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, has launched a Giants fan site!

HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

And it's not just any old blog. The T-shirt salesman is getting hundreds of hits every day at his loving tribute to the Giants. The only thing that seems to be missing are the T-shirts themselves. But I'm sure he'll rectify that situation soon. After all, how hard will it be for him to change "In Billy We Trust" to "In Barry We Trust"? Just three letters!

C'mon people. This is ridiculous. It's fine for somebody to want to earn a cheap buck or two by selling dumb T-shirts and running blogs for every fucking MLB team in existence, but please, DON'T ALLOW THEM TO DO IT ON THE BACKS OF REAL A'S FANS!

QUIT PRETENDING THAT YOU LOVE THE A'S, ASSHOLE, AND START SHOWING SOME RESPECT TO THOSE OF US WHO REALLY DO!

Let's Go Oakland!!!

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 05, 2005

Now that the Pathetics have dropped out of first place, they can try to reverse their fortunes against an equally pathetic opponent.

For those of you who want the opponent's perspective, we invite you to visit Tyler Bleszinki's Seattle Mariners Fan Site here.

(That's right, Asslickers. Your idol, the hypocrite who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, actually owns a Mariners fan site!)

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, September 04, 2005

All eyes are on Oakland as the AAA's face the Yankees in the rubber game of the series. ESPN is televising the event.

For those of you who want the opponent's perspective, we invite you to visit Tyler Bleszinki's New York Yankees Fan Site here.

(That's right, Asslickers. Your idol, the guy who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, actually owns an Yankees fan site!)

Will Oakland take the series, or will the Curse of the T-Shirt Salesman prevail?

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 03, 2005

Wow. Oakland should have saved a few of last night's runs for today.

Let's Go AAA's!

By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 02, 2005

Faced with the opportunity to defend its first-place lead over the Anals, Oakland pissed down its leg.

Now, with the opportunity to pull away from the Yankees in the wild-card race, will Oakland crap its pants?

Let's Go AAA's

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, September 01, 2005

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, September 01, 2005

Playoff-worthy teams win series. They don't piss down their legs the moment they have a small lead.

Last night, we saw a pool of urine begin to form at the feet of the once-mighty Athletics. So far it's just a trickle, but unless the AAA's win this series, the floodgates will open.

They MUST win this series.

Let's Go AAA's!