What is
Pathetics Nation?
Pathetics Nation is an Oakland A's blog. Here, there's none of that "In Billy We Trust" bullshit. And we won't try to sell you any T-shirts, either. (We don't need to--we have real jobs.) We love the A's, but we tell it like it is.
The Anti-Blez
Pathetics Nation founder .
Our Message
for Athletics Nation
"That moneyball theory is overrated. No one has ever won with it."
Joe Morgan
Baseball Hall of Famer

"And the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
The Holy Bible .
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Fun Fact
Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion. .

Hell Hath No Fury Like Billy Beane's Scorn

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, October 25, 2006


What Would Jesus Do?


Orel Hershiser to interview for A's managing job. Will born-again Bulldog sell his soul to Beano? God forbid (for both his sake, and ours) he actually gets the job.

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Can Macha Take Chavez With Him? Please?

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, October 16, 2006


Why Doesn't Beane

Fire Himself Instead?


Beano lays all the blame for the ALCS catastrophe at the feet of his Juicy Fruity manager. AAA's dump Caca Macha. Now it's time for the Beane-brained GM to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

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ALCS Game #4: Tigers 6, AAA's 3

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, October 14, 2006

You only have yourselves to blame, Asslickers. You know who you are. Now, go wash your fucking "In Billy We Trust" T-shirts and put them away for another long, joyless winter.

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ALCS Game #3: Tigers 3, AAA's 0

By The Anti-Blez on Friday, October 13, 2006


They're Grrrrrreat!


And the AAA's are Pathetic with a capital P. Detroit a game away from sweeping Oakland.

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ALCS Game #2: Tigers 8, AAA's 5

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Staked to an early 3-1 lead, Billy Beane's $21 Million Mistake pitches like a drunken turd straight out of a Tijuana donkey show's ass. Tigers lead series 2 games to none. At the worst possible moment, the AAA's are back.

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ALCS Game #1: Tigers 5, AAA's 1

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, October 10, 2006


I'd Try To Hide

My Face, Too


Pitching the most important game of his career, Zito chokes on his craptacular mediocrity. Tigers take a 1-0 series lead. Next up, the Tijuana Turd.

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Pathetics Nation 2, Asslickers Zilch

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, October 07, 2006


Just In Case

You Didn't Know


And the guy in the yellow ski cap? That's Mrs. Blez. BEANED AGAIN!

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ALDS Game #3: A's 8, Twins 3

By The Anti-Blez on Friday, October 06, 2006


How Sweep It Is


A's are going to the ALCS for the first time since 1992. And Pathetics Nation deserves all the credit.

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ALDS Game #2: A's 5, Twins 2

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Twin Killing


Oakland takes two in the Twinkiedome. And Torii Hunter deserves all the credit. A's now head home to prove whether they are champs or chokers.

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ALDS Game #1: A's 3, Twins 2

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, October 03, 2006


Breakfast

Of Champions


Frank Thomas feasts off of Twins' pitching, going 3-for-4 with two home runs. Zito outduels Santana. Oakland wins a tough one on the road. Coming next: The Tijuana Turd.

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Never Fear, Pathetics Nation Is Here!

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, October 02, 2006


A's Begin Playoffs

As The Underdog


All odds are against Oakland as the team plays in the postseason for the first time since 2003. The fun begins with two games in the Minneapolis House of Horrors known as the Twinkiedome. Fearless prediction: No matter what happens, Pathetics Nation will take all the credit.

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