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Orioles 8, AAA's 3

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, May 26, 2007


Addicted to .500



Every time Oakland seems poised to move a few games over .500, the team comes crashing back down. Which means updating this site is not a whole lot of fun anymore.

We love it when the A's play well, but we also have a lot of fun when the AAA's are pathetic. When they simply hover around the .500 mark like a bunch of junkies, it's boring.

As boring as today's 8-3 loss to the Baltimore Bore-ioles. As boring as Eric Chavez's batting average. As boring as Nick Swisher's new haircut. As boring as Jason Kendall's entire American League career. As boring as Billy Beane's Moneyballs.

Boring with a capital B.

3 Comments:

At 5/27/2007 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

No doubt. The A'S are an exceedingly BORING TEAM right now. Whereas, CHAVEZ is JUST PATHETIC.

 
At 5/28/2007 7:32 AM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Chavez makes me sick to my stomach. What a piss-poor excuse for a ballplayer he is. No guts. No balls. Nothing but a big waste of money.

Beane sure blew that one.

 
At 6/05/2007 10:26 PM, Blogger Joe

OK, time for some new content.

 

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