Pathetics Nation is an Oakland A's blog. Here, there's none of that "In Billy We Trust" bullshit.
And we won't try to sell you any T-shirts, either. (We don't need to--we have real jobs.)
We love the A's, but we tell it like it is. The Anti-Blez Pathetics Nation founder
.
Our Message for Athletics Nation
"That moneyball theory is overrated. No one has ever won with it." Joe Morgan Baseball Hall of Famer"And the truth shall make you free." John 8:32 The Holy Bible
.
Pathetics Nation Fun Fact
Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
.
This feels like the good old days again...is there anything we can do to make Beeneren stop batting Kendall leadoff? I mean, can we get him to stop playing that shithead? I'm just asking.
Zito: always pitches just well enough to lose. This way, you can't blame him. You can just say "Oh, he didn't get any run support ..." or some other smoke-screening blather.
Bottom line is he is the very kind of mediocre pitcher you saw today: not quite a quality start, not quite a good start, not quite a bad start. Just a ... start. He'll never miss one, after all. Eighty-six pitches in five innings; that's about right. No wonder he hasn't thrown a complete game since 2003 ...
Enjoy it, Giants fans. This is what you paid $140+M for: no runs from Bonds and a "blah" start from Zito.
Pathetics Nation accepts
NO RESPONSIBILITY
for any of the losses
Pathetic Pennant
Pathetic Player
Your 2010 Oakland AAA's:
It's LIke 2009 All Over Again!
Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez
85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
Pathetic GM
Roll your mouse over
Billy Beane's picture
to see what's on his mind
Pathetic Glossary
The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
AN: Athletics Nation, aka Asslickers Nation, a Beano propoganda blog, for "fans" who think simply making it to the playoffs--not actually winning it--is good enough.
PN: Pathetics Nation, an intelligent parody of AN.
Asslicker: Anyone who visits AN regularly.
The T-shirt salesman: Our satirical nickname for the self-appointed ruler of Athletics Nation.
2 Comments:
Ah, baseball is back!
The A's are 0-2
Zito is 0-1
This feels like the good old days again...is there anything we can do to make Beeneren stop batting Kendall leadoff? I mean, can we get him to stop playing that shithead? I'm just asking.
Zito: always pitches just well enough to lose. This way, you can't blame him. You can just say "Oh, he didn't get any run support ..." or some other smoke-screening blather.
Bottom line is he is the very kind of mediocre pitcher you saw today:
not quite a quality start, not quite a good start, not quite a bad start. Just a ... start. He'll never miss one, after all. Eighty-six pitches in five innings; that's about right. No wonder he hasn't thrown a complete game since 2003 ...
Enjoy it, Giants fans. This is what you paid $140+M for: no runs from
Bonds and a "blah" start from Zito.
Post a Comment
<< Home