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Metrosexuals Unite!

By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, March 11, 2007

Dumb and Dumber

7 Comments:

At 3/13/2007 10:22 PM, Joe: The loser on the left is dead to me.
At 3/16/2007 4:11 PM, Anonymous: they both are losers....i wish we would get rid of chavez. Or should I state..... I wish bb would get rid of chavez....in which PN already probably has wrote him off.
Looking forward to the daily updates on PN!
At 3/16/2007 4:56 PM, The Anti-Blez: Daily updates will begin once the season is under way.

Looking forward to seeing all three of our regular visitors back here again!
At 3/17/2007 2:46 PM, Fletch: I'm ready for the season now! At least I know I can expect 1 of 2 things in 2007:

1. An exciting playoff run
2. Lots of fucking disappointment

In related news, I'm off to Japan for 9 days next week! Can't wait...
At 3/17/2007 5:05 PM, The Anti-Blez: Fletch...

An exciting playoff run by whom?

I don't think the AAA's have what it takes this season.

Enjoy your trip to Japan--we're heaving great weather right now--sunny and warm days. You'll be here at the peak of the cherry blossom season!
At 3/18/2007 4:30 PM, Fletch: AB---

I agree, I was just saying there are 2 possibilities for this season- I am preparing myself for disappointment, but hoping for the best (I never learn).

Looking forward to the Japan Trip - Hanami and Nihonshu. We've got about 80 people going, so I have the challenge of making sure as few people act like dumbasses as possible---an extreme challenge.
At 4/03/2007 8:07 PM, Anonymous: You guys wish you looked as good as those two do.

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