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By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, December 06, 2006


$8.5 Million

Macho Man


Billy Beane flushes money down the toilet like it was a spent condom in a San Francisco bathhouse; Piazza signs one-year deal. At least we know he's not gay. That's right. We repeat: Mike Piazza is not gay. Really. He said so himself.

4 Comments:

At 12/06/2006 4:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Deeeeelicious! Im bringing out my pink athletics hat!
Hes a foxy man. Macho macho man......I want to see, this macho man! Im scared about traveling over into the eastbay from the gaybay! But Ill take the drive to see my boy!

 
At 12/06/2006 7:04 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Piazza will give a whole new meaning to "Jerking one into the seats."

Or "going deep."

I wonder how many dongs he'll stroke during his one-year, $8.5 million contract?

10 dongs stroked = $850,000 per dinger

20 dongs stroked = $425,000 per dinger

30 dongs stroked = $283,333.33 per dinger

40 dongs stroked = $212.500 per dinger

50 dongs stroked = $170,000 per dinger

60 dongs stroked = $141,666 per dinger

Bottom line: A's fans get screwed.

 
At 12/09/2006 9:12 AM, Blogger Fletch

I actually think Piazza is not gay....strictly based on the fact that Oober has not mentioned sleeping with him.

I will tell you this, at least we're not Red Sox fans! F them.

 
At 12/09/2006 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

hey it's only for one year...as opposed to the multiyear contract for Alan Embree!

 

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