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ALCS Game #4: Tigers 6, AAA's 3

By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, October 14, 2006

You only have yourselves to blame, Asslickers. You know who you are. Now, go wash your fucking "In Billy We Trust" T-shirts and put them away for another long, joyless winter.

13 Comments:

At 10/14/2006 5:33 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

BEANED AGAIN!

In ever known orifice of our bodies (and some we didn't even realize were there), A's fans have been Beaned Again.

 
At 10/14/2006 5:39 PM, Blogger Fletch

I went over to Asslickers Nation, because I was curious what the consensus was over there. Those are the most useless "fans" in the history of the universe. They're so dumb, I feel like they're wasting my oxygen.

They say stuff like "It was just Detroit's time, they deserve it" (they sound like the Shermanator from American Pie). Did any of them actually watch the games? We played like bitches. Detroit was unimpressive.

F AN. F Macha. F Leyland. And F the guys at FOX, minus Steve Lyons who loves Spanish.

I'm actually really mad about this series. Maybe I should take my medication - ie. beer.

 
At 10/14/2006 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Well stated AB. So upset. Kind of excepted the AAAs performance.

Betcha chavvy is sitting in fosses' lap cuddling in the back of the plane together.

 
At 10/15/2006 4:03 AM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Oober...

Season's over, so I'll wrap it up the same way I did last year, by telling you that it was fun having you hang out here and keeping me honest. ;-)

Anyway, I hope you have a great holiday season and pleasant start to the coming new year.

Drop in from time to time during the off-season to see what latest crazy thing I've posted (I plan on having some fun with the A's during the off-season.)

Later,

AB

 
At 10/15/2006 8:57 AM, Blogger Fletch

AB,

Too bad the season ended the way it did, but its been a fun run up to this point. Keep up the good work, enjoy the offseason.

Go drown your sorrows in some yakiniku and Hoppy my friend.

I'll be around during the offseason when Beane makes another Loaiza-esque signing. Can't wait.

Last night I actually saw some assclown wearing a Tigers jersey at a bar in Santa Monica. The jersey looked very NEW.

Go A's!

 
At 10/15/2006 3:25 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Fletch...

Hope you enjoy the offseason, too. I'll be dropping in at bostonhasaids from time to time to say hello, and hope you will do the same here.

Keep the faith, my friends. Next season, the AAA's will hopefully play like the A's and, in Fletch's words, "Return the Glory to Oakland."

 
At 10/15/2006 5:02 PM, Blogger Fletch

AB--

I'll definitely drop by. I'll need to come up w/ something to post during the long offseason. I'm thinking a Hall of Shame will be necessary.

Have you heard Kevin Kennedy on FOX? This guy is making a serious run to challenge Tim McCarver, Joe Morgan, et al for idiocy. This guy probably doesn't even know where he is, I assume he wears a diaper.

I look forward to the day when we can be truly proud again of our A's!

 
At 10/16/2006 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Oh well, at least you guys have the Raiders, oh wait....

 
At 10/16/2006 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Beane is a bigger problem than Macha is.

Hes getting crazier by the year.

 
At 10/16/2006 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

MACHA FIRED!
AND PN DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT!

 
At 10/16/2006 4:17 PM, Blogger Fletch

Wow, oober is on top of things. Macha's gone! This is great.

What shithead is Beane going to bring in now to lead this team? Thank God the Cubs took Pinella so we're not stuck w/ that moron.

 
At 10/16/2006 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Fletch.....as long as its not Fosse.

 
At 10/17/2006 8:28 PM, Blogger xyzzybaluba

Ha-Ha...be careful what you wish for, Showalter is available.

 

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