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Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
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You only have yourselves to blame, Asslickers. You know who you are. Now, go wash your fucking "In Billy We Trust" T-shirts and put them away for another long, joyless winter.
I went over to Asslickers Nation, because I was curious what the consensus was over there. Those are the most useless "fans" in the history of the universe. They're so dumb, I feel like they're wasting my oxygen.
They say stuff like "It was just Detroit's time, they deserve it" (they sound like the Shermanator from American Pie). Did any of them actually watch the games? We played like bitches. Detroit was unimpressive.
F AN. F Macha. F Leyland. And F the guys at FOX, minus Steve Lyons who loves Spanish.
I'm actually really mad about this series. Maybe I should take my medication - ie. beer.
Season's over, so I'll wrap it up the same way I did last year, by telling you that it was fun having you hang out here and keeping me honest. ;-)
Anyway, I hope you have a great holiday season and pleasant start to the coming new year.
Drop in from time to time during the off-season to see what latest crazy thing I've posted (I plan on having some fun with the A's during the off-season.)
I'll definitely drop by. I'll need to come up w/ something to post during the long offseason. I'm thinking a Hall of Shame will be necessary.
Have you heard Kevin Kennedy on FOX? This guy is making a serious run to challenge Tim McCarver, Joe Morgan, et al for idiocy. This guy probably doesn't even know where he is, I assume he wears a diaper.
I look forward to the day when we can be truly proud again of our A's!
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The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
AN: Athletics Nation, aka Asslickers Nation, a Beano propoganda blog, for "fans" who think simply making it to the playoffs--not actually winning it--is good enough.
PN: Pathetics Nation, an intelligent parody of AN.
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The T-shirt salesman: Our satirical nickname for the self-appointed ruler of Athletics Nation.
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BEANED AGAIN!
In ever known orifice of our bodies (and some we didn't even realize were there), A's fans have been Beaned Again.
I went over to Asslickers Nation, because I was curious what the consensus was over there. Those are the most useless "fans" in the history of the universe. They're so dumb, I feel like they're wasting my oxygen.
They say stuff like "It was just Detroit's time, they deserve it" (they sound like the Shermanator from American Pie). Did any of them actually watch the games? We played like bitches. Detroit was unimpressive.
F AN. F Macha. F Leyland. And F the guys at FOX, minus Steve Lyons who loves Spanish.
I'm actually really mad about this series. Maybe I should take my medication - ie. beer.
Well stated AB. So upset. Kind of excepted the AAAs performance.
Betcha chavvy is sitting in fosses' lap cuddling in the back of the plane together.
Oober...
Season's over, so I'll wrap it up the same way I did last year, by telling you that it was fun having you hang out here and keeping me honest. ;-)
Anyway, I hope you have a great holiday season and pleasant start to the coming new year.
Drop in from time to time during the off-season to see what latest crazy thing I've posted (I plan on having some fun with the A's during the off-season.)
Later,
AB
AB,
Too bad the season ended the way it did, but its been a fun run up to this point. Keep up the good work, enjoy the offseason.
Go drown your sorrows in some yakiniku and Hoppy my friend.
I'll be around during the offseason when Beane makes another Loaiza-esque signing. Can't wait.
Last night I actually saw some assclown wearing a Tigers jersey at a bar in Santa Monica. The jersey looked very NEW.
Go A's!
Fletch...
Hope you enjoy the offseason, too. I'll be dropping in at bostonhasaids from time to time to say hello, and hope you will do the same here.
Keep the faith, my friends. Next season, the AAA's will hopefully play like the A's and, in Fletch's words, "Return the Glory to Oakland."
AB--
I'll definitely drop by. I'll need to come up w/ something to post during the long offseason. I'm thinking a Hall of Shame will be necessary.
Have you heard Kevin Kennedy on FOX? This guy is making a serious run to challenge Tim McCarver, Joe Morgan, et al for idiocy. This guy probably doesn't even know where he is, I assume he wears a diaper.
I look forward to the day when we can be truly proud again of our A's!
Oh well, at least you guys have the Raiders, oh wait....
Beane is a bigger problem than Macha is.
Hes getting crazier by the year.
MACHA FIRED!
AND PN DESERVES ALL THE CREDIT!
Wow, oober is on top of things. Macha's gone! This is great.
What shithead is Beane going to bring in now to lead this team? Thank God the Cubs took Pinella so we're not stuck w/ that moron.
Fletch.....as long as its not Fosse.
Ha-Ha...be careful what you wish for, Showalter is available.
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