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Staked to an early 3-1 lead, Billy Beane's $21 Million Mistake pitches like a drunken turd straight out of a Tijuana donkey show's ass. Tigers lead series 2 games to none. At the worst possible moment, the AAA's are back.
Would it hurt these guys to find the rock their balls are hiding under? The only person who showed he has balls is Bradley. Good thing we have, now we just need him to punch Kenny Rogers and Jim Leyland in the face.
Winning the WS ticket lottery doesn't seem so cool right now.
Funny thing is, Leyland sure gets his d*ck sucked by the Fox announcers when he's made some Macha-esque decisions. Maybe that will catch up w/ him in Detroit.
The A'S will NEVER WIN A WS as long a Chavez remains the organization's franchise player and leader. The A'S would be smart to trade him this off season.
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Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez
85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
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The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
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6 Comments:
What about BB's $66,000,000 mistake. Haven't we seen enough of him in A'S post seasons?
Anonymous, you're exactly right.
Chavez is a complete joke. Gold Glove? Is that what we saw in the 4th inning today?
Fuck Senor Choke and the stinky burro he rode into town on.
Beano, Chavez and the whole Moneyball theory are all GROSSLY OVERRATED.
Joe Morgan was right.
you guys aren't choking, Detroit is just a better team.
sorry.
Chavez hits a solo shot a few innings after botching a play that allowed 2 runs to score.
Yeah, he's a superstar all right.
Would it hurt these guys to find the rock their balls are hiding under? The only person who showed he has balls is Bradley. Good thing we have, now we just need him to punch Kenny Rogers and Jim Leyland in the face.
Winning the WS ticket lottery doesn't seem so cool right now.
Funny thing is, Leyland sure gets his d*ck sucked by the Fox announcers when he's made some Macha-esque decisions. Maybe that will catch up w/ him in Detroit.
The A'S will NEVER WIN A WS as long a Chavez remains the organization's franchise player and leader. The A'S would be smart to trade him this off season.
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