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Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
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Billy Beane's $21 Million Mistake is pitching like shit again. Raaays dump AAA's. Why do you think they call him "Loo-aiza?" (That's British humor; I don't expect the Asslickers to understand.)
Im concerned with the well being of the AB. Did he finally meet up with the T shirt salesman and get his ass kicked? Why is there silence on the blog? Where is the author? Maybe he is just drowning his concerns in a drunken stoop of Hoppy at the local grundgy hoppy house? You call that chicken? Come on AB update the damn site. It is my daily entertainment!
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85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
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The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
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6 Comments:
Every September the team plays par ball, shitty pitching, the tijuanna turd looked terrible, hope he is not hitting the bottle again.
Macha's sinking the ship again this year.
Im concerned with the well being of the AB.
Did he finally meet up with the T shirt salesman and get his ass kicked? Why is there silence on the blog?
Where is the author? Maybe he is just drowning his concerns in a drunken stoop of Hoppy at the local grundgy hoppy house? You call that chicken? Come on AB update the damn site. It is my daily entertainment!
Royals fan here, I agree with east bay, update the damn site Anit!!!
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I think everyone seems interested in talking about Hoppy....and obviously yakitori.
Can I make a request for a picture of Macha drinking some Hoppy?
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