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The A's are in a pennant race, and all Tejada can do is watch. Oakland now 8.5 games in front. Baltimore now 20.5 games back. Enjoy your early off-season, Miggy.
1) I disagree w/ you on Tejada's worth. Tejada is worth slightly more than the bums at my old pad in Hayes Valley in San Francisco. While Chavez sucks this year, I don't think Tejada would do anything more for us. Remember 2003? Running Hard? Not feasible.
2) The A's are advancing in the playoffs this year. Book it. Anonymous got cancer from Jon Lester and Curt Schilling, he's a fag.
I want some pro A's BS from here on our. I plan on bringing a bloody stuffed monkey w/ me to Anahymen at the end of this month. All those frosted tipped homos can suck it.
If its any consolation, I was drunk last night, celebrating the move in. It doesn't have to be all pro-A's BS, just throw a bone once in a while. F Anaheim, Boston, and anyone else who falls into the "retard" category.
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9 Comments:
Thats kinda pathetic...No wonder he wanted to leave there..You are all dipped in it anyway..you wont go far in the playoffs if you do make it.
Pathetic?
That's the whole point of the site!
By the way, we're you even born the last time the Ori-holes were in the playoffs?
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I've got a couple of points...
1) I disagree w/ you on Tejada's worth. Tejada is worth slightly more than the bums at my old pad in Hayes Valley in San Francisco. While Chavez sucks this year, I don't think Tejada would do anything more for us. Remember 2003? Running Hard? Not feasible.
2) The A's are advancing in the playoffs this year. Book it. Anonymous got cancer from Jon Lester and Curt Schilling, he's a fag.
I want some pro A's BS from here on our. I plan on bringing a bloody stuffed monkey w/ me to Anahymen at the end of this month. All those frosted tipped homos can suck it.
Fletch will own LA once again.
the orioles would win the al west. nice team batting average. I'm sure it is really intimidating New York, Chicago,Minn., and Detroit.
you are dumb. the orioles are 29th in pitching. Only royals are worse. They would not win anything.
But I still like Tejada better than Scutaro/Crosby.
Orioles would win the AL West?
That's the most pathetic thing I've ever read on the Pathetics site!
Fletch...
OK, pro-A's BS from here on out!
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If its any consolation, I was drunk last night, celebrating the move in. It doesn't have to be all pro-A's BS, just throw a bone once in a while. F Anaheim, Boston, and anyone else who falls into the "retard" category.
For the record, Baltimore sucks balls.
Fletch...
PN is best enjoyed while under the influence!
Today's game sucked. I decided not to even write about it. Here's hoping the Turd is terrific tomorrow!
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