Pathetics Nation 1, Asslickers Zilch
By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
And Pathetics Nation Deserves All The Credit
In PN's first full season, the A's win the West. Bring on the postseason!
In PN's first full season, the A's win the West. Bring on the postseason!
Mariners 10, AAA's 9
By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 25, 2006
Nobody Beats Seattle 16 Times In A Row
A celebration took place on the field following Monday night's game at Safeco Field, but it wasn't the AAA's who were jumping up and down. Seattle overcomes 6-run deficit, snaps losing streak against Oakland. Angels win again, trail by 5 games with 6 left to play.
Angels 7, AAA's 1
By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, September 24, 2006
Not In Our House
If Oakland is going to clinch the AL West title, it won't be at the Coliseum. Angels deny AAA's again. Magic Number stuck on 2.
Angels 6, AAA's 2
By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 23, 2006
Party On Hold; Angels Stay Alive
Oakland sends a fat boy to do a man's job, and Blanton fails miserably. Magic number remains at 2.
A's 5, Anals 4
By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 22, 2006
Scioscia Delivers Postgame Speech
Marco's got K-Rud's number. A's win in extra innings. Magic number reduced to 2.
Oakland lead over Assaheim increases to 7. A's 7, Indians 3
By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Kudos for Kielty
Ronnie Mac hits his first-ever grand slam, sparking Oakland comeback. Magic number now at 6.
Indians 7, AAA's 2
By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 18, 2006
Senor(ita) Choke
Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez and his absolutely pathetic performance since signing a $66 million contract prior to the 2004 season was a major reason we started Pathetics Nation. (You might even say he is our poster child.) And Mr. Mediocre continued to solidify his reputation in tonight's game, going 0-for-4, leaving two runners in scoring position and erasing a leadoff runner by grounding into a double play. Sure, the rest of the team played like shit, too. But Chavez, the de facto captain, deserves most of the blame. Beaned Again!
A's 7, White Sox 4
By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 16, 2006
Not Too Bad For An Old Guy
At the ripe old age of 38, Frank Thomas continues to put the Big Hurt on opponents. Career homer #485 sinks the Sux. Eat your words, Ken Williams, eat your words...
A's 4, White Sox 2
By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 15, 2006
The Sweet Smell Of Turd's Success
Billy Beane's $21 Million Mistake throws some nasty shit against the White Sox. Ozzie Guillen goes ballistic over beer ban. Who let that fucktard become manager in the first place?
Back in the lineup
By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 15, 2006
Only Clowns Play In Tents
Pathetics Nation returns after our three-day boycott of Dumb-ball in the Twinkie Dome. Bring on the White Sux! (And the T-shirt salesman thought he'd gotten rid of us forever. Not on your life, bitch!)
Devil Raaays 9, AAA's 6
By The Anti-Blez on Saturday, September 09, 2006
Rays Flush The Turd
Billy Beane's $21 Million Mistake is pitching like shit again. Raaays dump AAA's. Why do you think they call him "Loo-aiza?" (That's British humor; I don't expect the Asslickers to understand.)
A's 9, Rangers 6
By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Another One Bites The Dust
Another miserable season for the Rangers winds down. Oakland comes back for the win. Assaheim Anals keep pace.
Rangers 5, AAA's 4
By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Angels Are Gettin' Close
Oakland loses, L'Anaheim wins. AAA's lead now down to 5.5 games. Time to panic, Asslickers.
Rangers 8, AAA's 1
By The Anti-Blez on Monday, September 04, 2006
Touchdown Rangers!
Texas defeats Oakland by a touchdown and two-point conversion. AAA's embarrass themselves, big-time. Lead now down to 6.5 games. Are Barry Zito and Jay Payton gettin' ready for some football?
A's 10, Orioles 1
By The Anti-Blez on Sunday, September 03, 2006
Now Playing...
Billy Beane's $21 Million Mistake continues to pitch like his shit don't stink. Oakland reams the Ori-holes. And Pooh-thetics Nation deserves all the credit.
A's 5, Baltimore 4
By The Anti-Blez on Friday, September 01, 2006
MVP-O'd
The A's are in a pennant race, and all Tejada can do is watch. Oakland now 8.5 games in front. Baltimore now 20.5 games back. Enjoy your early off-season, Miggy.
