Pathetics Nation is an Oakland A's blog. Here, there's none of that "In Billy We Trust" bullshit.
And we won't try to sell you any T-shirts, either. (We don't need to--we have real jobs.)
We love the A's, but we tell it like it is. The Anti-Blez Pathetics Nation founder
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Our Message for Athletics Nation
"That moneyball theory is overrated. No one has ever won with it." Joe Morgan Baseball Hall of Famer"And the truth shall make you free." John 8:32 The Holy Bible
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Pathetics Nation Fun Fact
Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
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Yeah, the Texass Wranglers go to Taaampaaa Baaay next. Keep up the good work AB, I've been following your site all year and I appreciate the spinless blog unlike the T-Shirt salesman's. Somebody needs to tell the fatties over there to put down the Ding Dongs and stop the teenage infatuation with overrated primadonnas like Bobby Crosby and Dick Hardon. Is Robert Baun the Blez? Big series coming up, the A's need to win at least 2 out of 3 in Toronto and keep the Rangers a safe distance back going into the weekend series in the jet stream at Arlington.
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Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez
85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
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Pathetic Glossary
The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
AN: Athletics Nation, aka Asslickers Nation, a Beano propoganda blog, for "fans" who think simply making it to the playoffs--not actually winning it--is good enough.
PN: Pathetics Nation, an intelligent parody of AN.
Asslicker: Anyone who visits AN regularly.
The T-shirt salesman: Our satirical nickname for the self-appointed ruler of Athletics Nation.
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Don't you mean Toronto?
Right you are. Thanks for the correction, bro. ;-)
Yeah, the Texass Wranglers go to Taaampaaa Baaay next. Keep up the good work AB, I've been following your site all year and I appreciate the spinless blog unlike the T-Shirt salesman's. Somebody needs to tell the fatties over there to put down the Ding Dongs and stop the teenage infatuation with overrated primadonnas like Bobby Crosby and Dick Hardon. Is Robert Baun the Blez? Big series coming up, the A's need to win at least 2 out of 3 in Toronto and keep the Rangers a safe distance back going into the weekend series in the jet stream at Arlington.
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