Pathetics Nation is an Oakland A's blog. Here, there's none of that "In Billy We Trust" bullshit.
And we won't try to sell you any T-shirts, either. (We don't need to--we have real jobs.)
We love the A's, but we tell it like it is. The Anti-Blez Pathetics Nation founder
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Our Message for Athletics Nation
"That moneyball theory is overrated. No one has ever won with it." Joe Morgan Baseball Hall of Famer"And the truth shall make you free." John 8:32 The Holy Bible
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Pathetics Nation Fun Fact
Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
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Damn, talk about Owned. Don't look now, but our A's are only 1.5 games back of the ladies in red stockings. In a perfect world, the 2006 playoffs include the A's and exlude those losers from the NE.
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for any of the losses
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Pathetic Player
Your 2010 Oakland AAA's:
It's LIke 2009 All Over Again!
Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez
85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
Pathetic GM
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Pathetic Glossary
The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
AN: Athletics Nation, aka Asslickers Nation, a Beano propoganda blog, for "fans" who think simply making it to the playoffs--not actually winning it--is good enough.
PN: Pathetics Nation, an intelligent parody of AN.
Asslicker: Anyone who visits AN regularly.
The T-shirt salesman: Our satirical nickname for the self-appointed ruler of Athletics Nation.
4 Comments:
Damn, talk about Owned. Don't look now, but our A's are only 1.5 games back of the ladies in red stockings. In a perfect world, the 2006 playoffs include the A's and exlude those losers from the NE.
Yep. Ain't it sweet.
I've never been a Yankees fan, but Jeter and Co. have more class in their soiled jockstraps than the Red Sux could ever hope to have.
An ALDS consisting of the A's, Yankees, Tigers and White Sox would be lots of fun to watch.
And Pathetics Nation would take all the credit!
I agree. The Red Sox make Eazy E look classy, and Eazy E intentionally gave AIDS to women. You do the math.
I'm out of Tokyo in 2 days. I will own LA by October. Moke-ka still sucks.
Fletch...
Here's wishing you a pleasant return trip.
Go AAA's!
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