Pathetics Nation is an Oakland A's blog. Here, there's none of that "In Billy We Trust" bullshit.
And we won't try to sell you any T-shirts, either. (We don't need to--we have real jobs.)
We love the A's, but we tell it like it is. The Anti-Blez Pathetics Nation founder
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Our Message for Athletics Nation
"That moneyball theory is overrated. No one has ever won with it." Joe Morgan Baseball Hall of Famer"And the truth shall make you free." John 8:32 The Holy Bible
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Pathetics Nation Fun Fact
Sad but true: The T-shirt salesman who runs Athletics Nation also runs fan websites for the Los Angeles Angels, the Texas Rangers, the Seattle Mariners, and even the San Francisco Giants--all teams that REAL A's fans hate with a passion.
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F that! Its all Oober's fault that we couldn't beat Melvin's boys, since Oober is obviously a closet Giants fan, and Melvin is GGFL (Gay Giant For Life)...
I'm taking credit for today's win against the 1st place Tigers. More to come.
I'm also placing blame on Oober for the fact that Ozzie Guillen selected the atrocious and most overrated pitcher of all time, Mark Buerle, to the All Star Team.
Pathetics Nation accepts
NO RESPONSIBILITY
for any of the losses
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Your 2010 Oakland AAA's:
It's LIke 2009 All Over Again!
Eric "Senor Choke" Chavez
85 AB, 0 HR, $66M salary
Pathetic GM
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Pathetic Glossary
The AAA's: What we call the A's when they play like a bunch of chumps and lose.
Beano: Billy Beane, the AAA's General Manager, a lifetime .219 hitter who now assembles teams that consistently collapse in the postseason.
"Beaned Again": A euphemism for "Fucked By Beano Again," usually uttered after another postseason elimination or mind-numbingly bad off-season trade.
AN: Athletics Nation, aka Asslickers Nation, a Beano propoganda blog, for "fans" who think simply making it to the playoffs--not actually winning it--is good enough.
PN: Pathetics Nation, an intelligent parody of AN.
Asslicker: Anyone who visits AN regularly.
The T-shirt salesman: Our satirical nickname for the self-appointed ruler of Athletics Nation.
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You forgot:
And Pathetics Nation deserves all the blame!
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Seriously, Beano blew this one. And it's not the first time that he's made a bonehead deal.
When will the masses wake up and finally realize that the Oakland GM is NOT major-league baseball's Second Coming?
F that! Its all Oober's fault that we couldn't beat Melvin's boys, since Oober is obviously a closet Giants fan, and Melvin is GGFL (Gay Giant For Life)...
I'm taking credit for today's win against the 1st place Tigers. More to come.
I'm also placing blame on Oober for the fact that Ozzie Guillen selected the atrocious and most overrated pitcher of all time, Mark Buerle, to the All Star Team.
Today's game is dedicated to the Anti-Blez as Loaiza is taking on Escobar and the Anaheim Monkeys! Go DUI!
I am hoping some dumb team (maybe the Phillies?) will trade for Loaiza on July 30, thinking they have a shot at the wild card or something.
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