Indians 11, AAA's 2
By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, June 07, 2006
TON AVERAGE
To calculate Blanton's Earned Ton Average (ETA), multiply the total earned runs charged against his pitching by 9, and divide the result by the total number of double cheesebugers and bags of potato chips he had for breakfast this morning. The result: another super-sized disaster.More bad news: The Tijuana Turd (aka Billy Beano's $7 Million Mistake), starts tomorrow.
9 Comments:
So true....we are doomed with beansballboys......
Blanton is a fat slob. Its time to start following a winning team..
Looking forward to the anti blez posting of the tijuana turds shitty performance.
I will not tune into the ballgame until after the 5th inning.
Go Giants!
I'm back in Tokyo...I had to go to the Bay Area for 2 weeks, so I decided to take in an A's vs Royals game, to at least see a win while I was back home. Well, you guessed it...the A's lost to KC. Fun times.
Matt Keough! Man, I hated that guy.
I was at the Coliseum early in the season back in 1979 and asked him for an autograph. He refused, and so I shouted at him that I hoped he would lose every game he pitched that year.
He lost that day, and went 2-17 over the course of the season.
And he's still a loser. Last year he was convicted of hit-and-run drunken driving:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/02/14/SPGQ8H86DV1.DTL
And still, Beano keeps the loser around. Keough is a "special assistant" to the General Mismanager. Which means Keough sucks Beano's moneyballs.
Thanks Anti-Blez. Is it me, or does Blanton look like he's in good enough shape to manage the Los Angeles Monkeys of Disneyland?
Btw. just checked Legends Sports schedule. The next A's game being shown at Legends is the heated A's vs. Padres rivalry @ 10PM on Thurs 6/29. Might be worth checking out since Macha is such a shithead.
Hey eugeneducks...
Welcome to the club.
I was among the very first members of the AN site, just days after the T-shirt salesman launched it and when there were only a dozen or so people hanging around and posting.
Last season, though, I dared criticize Billy Beane, and jokingly said "I guess I never should have bought one of those 'In Billy We Trust" shirts." (Of course, I never actually bought one--I was just trying to be funny.) But the T-shirt salesman flipped out, sent me a very angry PRIVATE email message, and banned me.
Lame, lame, lame.
Anyway, hang out here and have fun.
Cheers,
The Anti-Blez
Fletch...
Wish I could join you. However, I'll be on a business trip that week. Maybe the next time...
Did you all see the T-shirt salesman (aka Billy's male fantasy) is blogging on the FSN Bay Area site now? I sent the T-shirt salesman telling him how much he sucks and that PN is where true AAA's fans follow their team. The T-shirt salesman never replied. I say flood his inbox with e-mails and flood the inbox of FSN Bay Area until they ban his sorry Beano ass kissing face!!! Go AAA's!
Baseballgirl is actually a guy. Or, at least her mustache makes her look like a guy.
Seriously, if you go back a year or so and read her posts, you'll realize that she's probably just a lonely, grossly overweight she-man who fantasizes about dating baseball players who would never give her a second look.
Unless they are looking for a slump-buster, that is.
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