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Open Thread: Game 106 - A's at Minnesota

By The Anti-Blez on Tuesday, August 02, 2005

More dumb ball in the damn dome. Big chance for the A's to build on their Wild Card lead, though, and perhaps even move into a tie for first with the Los Angeles Anals of Assaheim (if the Anals lose their game).

Let's Go A's!

13 Comments:

At 8/02/2005 5:18 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Swindall-O-Meter: 380 ABs, 0 HRs

 
At 8/02/2005 5:19 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Chokey has a chance to be clutch and put the A's on the board in the first.

And what does Chokey do?

Chokey chokes again!

 
At 8/02/2005 5:50 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Swindall-O-Meter: 381 ABs, 0 HRs

 
At 8/02/2005 6:35 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Swindall-O-Meter: 382 ABs, 0 HRs

But the clutch hit was nice.

 
At 8/02/2005 7:02 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Swindall-O-Meter: 383 ABs, 0 HRs

 
At 8/02/2005 7:09 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

The weak-hitting Michael Cuddyer shows Ja$on Swindall how it's done!

Cuddyer now has a jaw-dropping 6 HRs on the season, and he's done it in 130 fewer at-bats than Swindall.

No run support for Haren makes Pathetics Nation one very pissed off community.

 
At 8/02/2005 7:14 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Two men on, no outs. And Chokey steps up to the plate...

 
At 8/02/2005 7:16 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

...and hits a clutch single!

My god, I think I'm gonna piss myself, I'm so shocked.

 
At 8/02/2005 7:32 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

What-I-Suck strikes out the side!

 
At 8/02/2005 7:39 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Swindall-O-Meter: 384 ABs, 0 HRs

 
At 8/02/2005 7:46 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Another game, another victory.

Pathetics Nation takes all the credit.

 
At 8/02/2005 7:54 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

That's right. And the T-shirt salesman would have gone bankrupt, because nobody would be buying his "In Billy I Thrust" T-shirts. (That's right--Thrust--as in "I thrust a dangling body part into a Beano body orifice.")

By the way, no answer yet from the T-shirt salesman regarding our challenge. I guess he'd rather line his pockets than help sick children.

 
At 8/02/2005 10:16 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Thanks FB and SR.

I give you two credit for the turnaround as well. You guys show up here every day, while it would be just as easy for you to hang out and soak in the glory elsewhere.

Pathetics Nation takes all the credit, and those who do not bow before us are BEANED AGAIN!

 

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