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Open Thead: Game 118 - Baltimore Orioles vs. A's

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, August 15, 2005

Tonight's game will feature nine innings of baseball plus, as an added bonus, the antics of Byrnsie the Clown and his sidekick, Raffy Roids.

And for those of you who want the opponent's perspective, we invite you to visit Tyler Bleszinki's Baltimore Orioles Fan Blog here.

(That's right, Asslickers. Your idol, the guy who professes to "bleed green and gold" at the same time he's trying to sell you a T-shirt, actually owns an Orioles fan blog! He also owns blogs for all the other teams he claims to hate—including the Giants and the Angels!—but we'll save those hypocritical links for another time.)

Let's Go A's!

7 Comments:

At 8/15/2005 8:20 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Swindall must be confused. Hitting a fly ball out does NOT count as a home run on the Swindall-0-Meter.

 
At 8/15/2005 8:33 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Holy shit! Senor Choke just got clutch.

I damn near pissed my pants...

 
At 8/15/2005 9:00 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Lance...

So, you finally FIGURED IT OUT!

That's what a parody site does--mimicKs the one it parodies.

So, have you visited the real Lance Blankeship lately? I hear he's rolling burritos at the Taco Bell in downtown Livermore.

 
At 8/15/2005 9:02 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Oh, and Lance...

Show me somewhere, anywhere that I've said I "hate" the T-SHIT salesman. Or hell, where I've even said I dislike him.

You can't, because I never did.

 
At 8/15/2005 9:04 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Zit-Oh must be thinkin' about his metrosexual lifestyle again. His mind is clearly not on the game...

 
At 8/15/2005 9:48 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Lance...

You seem to be confused (which makes sense, since you've associated yourself with a career .222 hitter).

Pathetics Nation is NOT an anti-A's blog. It's an Asslickers Nation parody.

I am not in the habit of making sites for every team in baseball.

Now, go back to worshiping your favorite third-rate ballplayer.

 
At 8/15/2005 10:06 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Back-to-back losees.

We have witnessed the (hopefully temporary) return of the AAA's.

BEANED AGAIN AND AGAIN.

 

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