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Open Thread: Game 99 - Cleveland vs. A's

By The Anti-Blez on Monday, July 25, 2005

The A's are back home following a 6-1 road trip.

SignRickey is back home following a camping trip.

A winning combination?

Let's Go A's!

11 Comments:

At 7/25/2005 5:16 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

It runs in the family. Have you seen his mom? She's a semitruck accident waiting to happen.

(Because they are from the Bay Area, they sometimes show her in the stands during games he pitches against Oakland.)

 
At 7/25/2005 8:14 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

I wonder if Zito can make this 8-run lead hold up?

 
At 7/25/2005 8:15 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Where's FB today? Hope to seem him soon.

 
At 7/25/2005 8:24 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Chokey goes deep again.

Our reverse psychology continues to work its magic.

 
At 7/25/2005 8:33 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Hey, FB...

Chokey has been listening to our criticism and has responded with 2 dongs. Unless he hits another one, though, he's keeps the Chokey moniker.

Swindall continues to swindle. 1 slap hit in 3 at-bats.

Gimper is where he belongs--on the bench. (Actually, he belongs on the bench in Modesto.)

 
At 7/25/2005 8:41 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

What Whiner will never admit to herself is that Pathetics Nation has been an overwhelming success. Our stated mission from the first day of the launch was to humiliate the team back to respectability, and we've succeeded in doing just that.

 
At 7/25/2005 8:51 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Beano loved Durazo, and Beano was also very reluctant to bring Dan Johnson up earlier this season.

Tells ya something about Beano, don't it?

 
At 7/25/2005 8:58 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

If injuries and outright suckiness hadn't prevented Beano from sticking with his original game plan for the 2005 season, one-third of our lineup would consist of Gimper, Dumbazo and Byrnesie the Clown.

Yep, Beano is a fucking genius. NOT!

 
At 7/25/2005 9:00 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Yep, he's still Chokey to us.

There's nothing clutch about driving in runs when your team is leading 13-0.

Too bad he doesn't do the same thing when they're down by a run or two.

 
At 7/25/2005 9:27 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Gimpy can't even find a way to get on base when the rest of the team is busy scoring 13 runs.

Another K for the Gimpster!

 
At 7/25/2005 10:48 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

FB...

I've added you to the Pathetics Nation glossary.

Thanks for your continued support.

 

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