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Open Thread: Game 95 - A's at TexAss

By The Anti-Blez on Thursday, July 21, 2005

Oakland, which won 3 out of 4 games against the Rangers just a week ago, opens another four-game series against the same team.

Kenny "Camera Shy" Rogers takes the mound for TexAss. Apparently, Bud Selig's idea of punishment is to let the thug pitch twice against the A's before beginning to serve his suspension for a crime that would have landed just about anybody else in jail immediately. How nice.

Let's Go A's!

7 Comments:

At 7/21/2005 5:22 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Of course, if the AAA's revert to their losing ways, then we will have to shift all responsibility back to the Beano-washed brigade over at Asslickers Nation!

 
At 7/21/2005 5:50 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Blanton musta forgotten to take his Beano after eating all of those Texas tacos, because he's stinkin' up the joint.

 
At 7/21/2005 6:09 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

If the AAA's lose to Rogers for the second time in a week, and they wind up finishing the season two games behind the Wild Card winner, I think it would be fair to blame Butt Seawig and the inept MLB disciplinary panel.

It's been three weeks since Rogers beat up the cameraman. He's already been booked for the crime by police. Yet Seawig doesn't have a problem letting this guy continue to pitch? Ridiculous!

 
At 7/21/2005 7:00 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Nice little rally. Too bad Chokey Chavez struck out (for the second time today) in the middle of it, and Gimpy Gimper struck out to end it.

 
At 7/21/2005 7:29 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

I know that 99 percent of the time our posts are sarcastic, but I have a serious question:

Why the fuck is Ginter in the lineup so often? He contributes absolutely NOTHING.

Is it the Curse of John Jaha that makes Moron Macha put Gimpy out there day after day after day?

 
At 7/21/2005 7:43 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

I'm surprised he can ask anything at all. It's difficult to speak when one has his tongue dancing along the scrotum of the interviewee.

 
At 7/21/2005 11:16 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

We deserve all the credit, and we take all the credit.

And the Asslickers are BEANED AGAIN!

 

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