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Open Thread: Game 77 - Seattle vs. AAA's

By The Anti-Blez on Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Amazing.

Oakland has won 19 of its last 27 games--AND THE TEAM STILL HAS THE FOURTH-WORST RECORD IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE!

Let's Go AAA's!

4 Comments:

At 6/29/2005 7:17 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

The shills over at Asslickers Nation say the AAA's are back in contention, so it must be true.

NOT!

If the AAA's win their next 19 of 27, they might be back in contention--for the WILD CARD. (Along with six other teams.)

The Los Angeles Anals of Assaheim OWN the AL Worst, and the AAA's aren't making any moves on that team.

 
At 6/29/2005 7:44 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

I had to laugh when I read the T-shirt salesman's "interview" with Beano on Asslickers Nation today.

Beano talks about the need for a power hitter, but says they are "not easy to find and expensive."

The T-shirt salesman fails to ask the obvious question: "Are power hitters any more expensive than slapdick-hitters like Jason Kendall, who has cost this team $10 million this year and has yet to hit a single home run?"

Of course, the T-shirt salesman is just a shill, so he'd never even think of asking a question that might make Beano upset.

Yo, T-shirt man... Pull your brown nose out of Beano's ass already. Your Asslicking website is starting to REALLY stink!

 
At 6/29/2005 8:37 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Hello, I'm a Whiner.

We are so sorry that we hurt your sensitive she-man feelings. Now, go back and resume posting at Asslickers Nation.

Beaned Again!

 
At 6/29/2005 9:22 PM, Blogger The Anti-Blez

Well put, signrickey.

The T-shirt salesman seems to enjoy sending his attack dogs over here. Of course, the doggies always leave with their tails between their legs.

Beaned Again!

 

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